Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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