When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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