He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
We smell like vodka and hangover
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