I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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