New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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