Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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