Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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