Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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