I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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