she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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