I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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