i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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