it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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