Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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