But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hate all girls vehemently.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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