hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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