ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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