I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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