dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I have fence marks all over my body
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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