dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
