Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you mean i was at the winter classic?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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