Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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