if you like me you must not know who I am
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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