didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think my fart just growled at me.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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