I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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