just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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