people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Can I color on your dick again?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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