last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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