There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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