Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
