please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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