Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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