On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You made out with two different species that night
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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