stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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