i just had sex bonerless
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
