just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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