You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
