I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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