i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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