I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I need to sanitize my soul.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
