Me too!
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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