Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
she looked like the before picture.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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