I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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