nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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