nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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