She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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