The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
40s are totally the cure
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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