im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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