their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
