toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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