Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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