If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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