It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize