So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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