Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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