im having a threesome with these popsicles
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Randomize
